Posts Tagged ‘zombiehaiku’

The misread label

Posted: March 26, 2012 in zombiehaiku
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A shopping zombie
Misread the cereal name
Had to eat All Bran

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Undead diet

Posted: August 24, 2011 in zombiehaiku
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Brains

The zombie spat out

A mouthful of sprinters brain

It was too runny

Sleepy Zombie

Posted: June 26, 2011 in zombiehaiku
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The sleepy zombie

After eating lots of brains

Settles down to sleep

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Under Zombiewood

Posted: June 18, 2011 in zombiehaiku
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Hungover zombie

Now regrets eating the brain

Of Dylan Thomas

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Abuzzz

Posted: June 18, 2011 in zombiehaiku
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New insect species

It prefers brains to nectar

It’s called a ZomBee

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I dream of Brainy

Posted: June 13, 2011 in zombiehaiku
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The sleepy zombie

Closed his eyes and dreamed of brains

And their lovely taste

Brainless

Posted: February 16, 2011 in zombiehaiku
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Why did I come here

I scratch my head and notice

Brain has been eaten