Christmas Eve of the Living Dead

Posted: December 22, 2011 in Zombie Poem
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‘T was the night before Christmas,

When all through the house

Not a creature was stirring

Except a small mouse

Now this was quite odd

As a matter of fact

It had been killed earlier

By a black and white cat

But out in the graveyard

Strange noises were heard

The undead were rising,

Fresh flesh they preferred

But the village was quiet

On this cold clear night

Nobody was there

To put up a fight

The undead were marching

As the people lay sleeping

Unaware of the threat

That was currently creeping

One of  the undead

Broke into a house

And accidentally trod

On the small zombie mouse

Inside of this home

The children were dreaming

If they awoke

They soon would be screaming

The zombie approached

Prepared for a snack

But the next thing he saw

Was inside of a sack

With a swish of a blade

The zombie head fell

This corpse now descending

Back into hell

But who held the blade

That flashed by so quick?

Enter our hero

The bearded St. Nick

After killing the zombie

He cleaned up the gore

The house was as tidy

As it had been before

St Nick sipped some sherry

Then ate a mince pie

Then left some wrapped presents

Before waving goodbye

He flicked off a crumb

From his suit made of red

Ready to continue

To fight the undead

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Comments
  1. Nick says:

    Brilliant poem, my friend. More of this!

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  3. terrepruitt says:

    Oh, my Simon, normally I like my Santa more happy and cute, but this made me laugh!

  4. j says:

    Loved this, Simon! Superhero Zombie-fighting Santa. We’ll be glad he’s here when the apocalypse comes!

  5. julie webb says:

    That was great Simon i really enjoyed reading your poem. I hope you are keeping well there and i wish you a very happy Christmas x

  6. marousia says:

    Such deft writing – so comforting to think that Santa keeps us safe 🙂

  7. julieann1231 says:

    Thank you Simon im a lot better than i was fingers crossed im glad you are keeping well there. Thank you a very Merry Christmas to you too x

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